Death Watch

They say deaths come in threes. Last week we had 24/7 reports on the imminent death of Terry Schiavo; now we are having 24/7 reports on the imminent death of Pope John Paul II. We're looking for volunteers to begin fading next week--the networks won't know what to do with themselves without a dying celebrity to stand watch over.

But when the Pope finally dies, maybe we can finally get back to the REAL important news of the day....