Wouldn't you love to know the story behind this ad:
Female lovebird, about 3 years old with cage. She's a prolific layer of sterile eggs. She bites, especially when she is laying, but she's
also somewhat affectionate when she's not. This is not a pet for children. She's always been in excellent health, and eats Roudybush food for a minimal mess. No guarantees, no returns.
It's the "no guarantees, no returns" that makes me wonder what this "somewhat affectionate" bird is really like!